Astral Engineer
Jennifer
Nixon
Jennifer Nixon once tried to start a kombucha empire out of her garage but got distracted halfway through and accidentally invented a new kind of vinegar instead. She describes herself as “spiritually gluten-free” and once ghosted a guy for not knowing who Björk was. Jennifer has strong opinions about tote bags, owns 11, and uses none. Her hobbies include correcting strangers' grammar and pretending to train for a half-marathon.